curlia:

fahbulus:

meadowkitten:

ok apparently if a duckling imprints on a human and doesn’t meet other ducklings he ends up believing he’s a human too. that’s unbelievable. what if im just a duckling with an overactive imagination. what if im just a sleeping duckling and this is all a dream

maybe we’re all ducklings

via  vivalacecily  (originally  meadowkitten)
9 hours ago on 27 August 2014 ~ 11:22pm 193,667 notes

haemus:

The girl you just called hot? That me

via  rubberducksandbatman  (originally  haemus)
2 days ago on 25 August 2014 ~ 5:38pm 28,460 notes

faultstars:

[BREAKS DOWN YOUR DOOR]

TELL ME I’M A SCREWED UP MESS 

[KICKS OVER A CHAIR]

THAT I NEVER LISTEN LISTEN

[SMASHES A LAMP]

TELL ME YOU DON’T WANT MY KISS

[RIPS MY HAIR OUT BY THE ROOTS]

THAT YOU NEED YOUR DISTANCE DISTANCE

via  niallhoran  (originally  faultstars)
2 days ago on 25 August 2014 ~ 5:30pm 19,879 notes

movies → Toy Story (1995) + not-quite-profanity.

via  ruinedchildhood  (originally  nomortalblade)
2 days ago on 25 August 2014 ~ 5:26pm 170,127 notes

jaclcfrost:

someonemayhavejust:

jaclcfrost:

sugar, we’re goin down [presses elevator button for a lower floor]

SWINGIN [ELEVATOR CABLE SNAPS]

this is

more than i bargained for

via  teen-derp  (originally  jaclcfrost)
2 days ago on 25 August 2014 ~ 5:21pm 181,467 notes
via  theburningpharaoh  (originally  )
3 days ago on 24 August 2014 ~ 10:26pm 17,374 notes

sasstrid-and-dorkcup:

this entire episode is a treasure.

via  ruinedchildhood  (originally  stripedsweater)
3 days ago on 24 August 2014 ~ 10:25pm 169,506 notes
via  thefuuuucomics  (originally  juststaywhelmed)
3 days ago on 24 August 2014 ~ 10:22pm 7,269 notes

soufflesandbowties:

50% of my jokes are self deprecating and 50% are self congratulatory like i’ll say “wow its hot in here…. just like me” and 5 seconds later point at a trash can and say “me”

via  fuckinxwalkinxparadox  (originally  soufflesandbowties)
1 week ago on 18 August 2014 ~ 11:42pm 262,031 notes
via  smile-laugh-love-enjoy  (originally  dilfcomplex)
1 week ago on 18 August 2014 ~ 11:29pm 117,699 notes